We’re all pretty sure society as we know it will end with a zombie apocalypse. And with the The Walking Dead season premiere (and Halloween!) this month, it’s the perfect time to delve into the macabre reality of who in America will be left after the undead hordes have their way with us.
We pulled data on self-reliance through agriculture, weapon ownership, solar energy, and climate to find the best place to survive the zombie apocalypse. If you’re lucky, you may already live in a Zone 1 state. If not, well—prep your bug-out bag. You don’t want to be stuck in a Zone 4 state when SHTF (that’s doomsday-prepper speak for “shit hits the fan”).
Surprisingly, the most likely (California) and least likely (Nevada) states to survive are neighbors. But with the Sierra Nevadas protecting them, post-apocalyptic Californians can comfortably enjoy their agriculture and solar energy while taking potshots at Nevada’s overflowing zombie population.
The most survivable area of the US is the Midwest. It’s a cluster of Zone 1 and Zone 2 states, thanks primarily to its widespread food production. On the other hand, New England is Zone 4 across the board. Our suggestion if you live here? Hop on I-95 and make your way down to North Carolina, the nearest Zone 1.
Just try not to get eaten by zombies before you get there.
Yes, produce, defense, power, and a livable climate are essential to surviving a zombie apocalypse. But if pop culture has taught us anything, being one of the last remaining humans requires more than just the basics.
For example, Tallahassee from Zombieland (2009) taught us that “you gotta enjoy the little things.” Like Twinkies! If you’re on a postapocalyptic quest for those yellow, spongy, delicious bastards that will decompose long after you do, Hostess has three Twinkie bakeries in the US:
- Emporia, Kansas
- Columbus, Georgia
- Indianapolis, Indiana
Based on demographic data from Maruchan, Californians and hardcore ramen lovers have a lot in common. But with a population pushing 40 million, California will probably wipe out its own ramen supply pretty fast. Smuggle a bunch in from another state and you could be living like SoCal royalty.
If you’re more of a fighter than a supplier, you may be drawn to special weaponry to make yourself indispensable to a zombie-fighting crew, like Daryl from The Walking Deadwith his silent and deadly crossbow. Tactical skills (like shooting a crossbow) are something you should start practicing sooner than later—unless you live in Oregon where crossbows are illegal.
Via Press Release